Getting laid and doing it regularly is a common problem among thousands of boys and men all over the planet. I’d imagine that we must’ve tried all the tips, tricks and techniques in the book in order to get some—dress a certain way, take a shower, brush our teeth, trim our nails, smell good, take her to this place, buy her flowers, be a gentleman , drive this car, play sexy music, so on and so forth.
We must’ve also turned to all sorts of literature in high hopes that tonight, we will SCORE. There are many self-help books, men’s magazines, YouTube tutorials and true-to-life blogs in the field of psychology, dating, relationships and sex. The lucky few of us men who do our homework eventually get what we have long been fantasizing about. Yet there are still many who lie desperately on their beds every night waiting for some kind of miracle… When in truth, this miracle, this secret, this light is no farther from their reach. You just need that PUSH to start it.
Before I give you the icing on the cake right away, I thought I should first give my two cents on how to behave in the presence of the woman you want. Afterall, women’s attraction to men cannot be complete without some emotional aspect. Disclaimer: I am not a medical doctor, or a certified player, but I do believe I’ve had sufficient empirical expertise on this field for a couple of decades now.
Getting women to notice you is a no brainer. Thank the heavens above that women are not as visual as us men, so you don’t need to be a tall, dark and handsome Greek God to make them see you. Women find beauty in the smaller details. Nice hands, strong arms, warm eyes, bright smile, soothing voice and so on. You could only have just one of these traits and that will be enough for her to notice you.
Of course, being a gentleman is a standard when you want to take it to the next level and impress her. Hold doors, pay for dinner, and listening when she speaks are crucial, yet often forgotten. But the hardest among them all to fake… is confidence. How do you appear secure without being cocky? How do you remain humble without making yourself sound so boring?! Finding the right amount of balance is key to success, if I may say.
Women are drawn to men who seem confident without having the need to say much. No, we don’t have to enumerate our assets and accomplishments. Name dropping of rich and famous acquaintances should be banned as well. And by all means, avoid talking about money, whether we’re overflowing with it or lacking it. We do not boast about how many asses we’ve kicked or how we’ve been hazed for a hardcore frat. MENTIONING OUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS IS TABOO. PERIOD. The hottest men are those who are those who can maintain an air of mystery.
We don’t need to be Bono, Brandon Boyd or Franco Reyes to ooze rockstar sex appeal. It’s as simple as giving her the hint that we’ve gone through some interesting life experiences and have worked pretty hard to get to where we are right now. And that we’re not just waiting for our inheritance or mama’s boy. She wants to know that we’re independent enough to make our own decisions for growth. Get it?
Now we’re done with that, I must now tell you about the cherry on top of your Mr. Softy. Appeal enhancers.
What are appeal enhancers? These are the so-called “sex appeal pills” designed to increase the testosterone level of males, and in turn, create certain alterations in their physical, mental, and emotional appearance and behavior. Oh don’t you just love advances in technology. Thank me later.
Yes, when you start taking these pills, immediate changes in the production of your hormones will improve your physical appearance and mental and emotional state. You will begin to feel more confident about yourself as you see your body in progression and observe that women pay increasing attention to you. She will ask you a light for her cigarette, play dumb to get your attention, toss her hair while talking to you, linger in your work area longer, wear sexier outfits and maybe even ask you out. Yes, it’s possible.
This is basically the effect of taking such pills. It’s rocket science alright, the product of years of thorough expensive scientific research. It’s about time they invented these things for men. Afterall, women have been using similar hormone enhancing pills since the early 60’s with the emergence of birth control pills. The effect that they get from taking contraceptive pills are physically and emotionally beneficial, not to mention visually noticeable. The drug suppresses the actions of testosterone, creating an anti-androgen effect. In layman’s terms, it makes their boobs bigger, skin softer and free of blemishes. It also reduces their mustache, and other hairy body parts that resemble the Amazon forest. It is so powerful that gay men have proven the efficacy of these pills by transforming into creatures that look and feel like real women. Now after more than 50 years, they’ve finally invented something that can turn us ordinary losers into hot men!
We have now been given the most precious gift of knowledge; I suggest we delay no longer! Let’s look for appeal enhancers which have excellent quality and quantity of the following ingredients: damiana, sheperd’s purse, nutmeg, and cassia bark. These are all natural ingredients which are not at all harmful to our health. Once we discover pills that fit the description, let’s start taking them and after a fair amount of time, we wont even have to lift a finger. Women will do all the flirting and hard work for us! Now all we have to do is CHOOSE. Who, when, where, and how we want her. You can start thanking me now.